Neighbors
why all in caps?
I have one of those, actually 2. But i’m not just talking about normal neighbors, i’m talking about “those” neighbors. You know, the ones that are all up in your business. Who can’t seem to get a life and feel that they need to be in yours. For some reason I seem to be needing someone like that. My “friendly” neighbor aka annoying greywolf, thought I could use some help with my yard. So to “help” me, she decided to send over someone who did work on her yard. Now I’m in now way an invalid and am fully capable in keeping up my own yard, I just dont feel that I need to be meticulas in everything I do with it.
The business card left in my front screen door was her way of saying, hey your yard looks like shit and I think you need to have someone do something to it. When in reality my yard is perfectly fine. I however am not made of money where I can just throw it around and have every little service done for me (unlike she seems to have).
I have the urge to put a business card on her front door and maybe a bag of flaming dog poo on her doorstep ala Billy Madison.
